Internet Marketing Humor

10 January, 2015

I once got into a discussion with a perfect friend of mine about a sense of humor. He is one of those guys that can make anybody and anything laugh. He is a natural. It just comes to him.

To get him to laugh, though, is another story. It’s not that easy. Not too many jokes seem to work with him. I am not quite sure why. So I sat there pondering what type of jokes would make him laugh.

He is a techie, by the way. Works in the IT industry. I researched internet techie-related jokes and ran the favorite ones I found on various websites by him. The outcome was brilliant. I have never seen him laugh so much. Here is some Internet Marketing Humor. I hope I manage to get you to laugh too. Laughter is the world's best medicine. Enjoy :-)

The Talking Frog

A web developer was walking along the side of a lake when he came across a funny-looking frog. The guy picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way.

A couple of minutes later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, “help, help!” He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket. Then, again, “help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog! Kiss me, and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again. The little green frog again screamed out, “Help, and I’m the most beautiful princess! If you kiss me and help me, I’ll do anything—marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled, and said, “I’m a web developer; I work too much, so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But, a small talking green frog is cool.”

Why can't a lead date a religious marketer? Because she'll always be trying to convert him.

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? He was worried about his bounce rate.

Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married? Because they weren't on the same landing page.

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I hope you managed to have a chuckle or two with any of the jokes. They surely managed to get my buddy on the floor. I find that just because we work behind a computer screen all day and love gadgets, that doesn't mean we don't have a sense of humor - or perhaps - a cheesy sense of humor.

And now, on a serious note, if you would like to discuss Digital Marketing or Email Marketing best practices or Inbound Marketing, please do get in touch by booking a free assessment/consultation. So enjoy the rest of the day.

Ranya Barakat

Ranya Barakat

Ranya is an entrepreneur with over a decade experience in pulling up her sleeves and getting S*** done. She is specialized in inbound marketing and inbound sales.

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