Internet Marketing Humor

Internet Marketing Humor

Sat, Jan 10, 2015

Internet Marketing Humor


The Funny Side of Internet Marketing

I once got into a discussion with a very good friend mine about sense of humour. He is one of those guys that can make anybody and anything laugh. He is a natural. It just comes to him. To get him to laugh though is another story. It’s not that easy. Not too many jokes seem to work with him. I am not quite sure why. So I sat there pondering what type of jokes would make him laugh. He is a techie by the way. Works in the IT industry. I researched internet techie related jokes and ran the favourite ones I found on various websites by him. The outcome was brilliant. I have never seen him laugh so much. Here are some of Internet Marketing Humor. I hope I manage to get you to laugh too. Laughter is the worlds best medicine. Enjoy :-)

The Talking Frog

A web developer was walking along the side of a lake when he came across a funny-looking frog. The guy picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way. A couple minutes later, the man heard a cry from inside his pocket, “help, help!” He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his pocket. Again, “help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog! Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again. The little green frog again screamed out, “Help, I’m the most beautiful princess! If you kiss me and help me I’ll do anything—marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled, and said “I’m a web developer; I work too much, so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me. But, a small talking green frog is cool.”

 

Why can't a lead date a religious marketer? Because she'll always be trying to convert him.

 

Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? He was worried about his bounce rate.

 

Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married? Because they weren't on the same landing page.

 

 

The Funny Side Of Internet

The Funny Side of Internet Marketing

 

The Funny Side of Internet Marketing

 

I hope you managed to have a chuckle or two with any of the jokes. They surely managed to get my buddy on the floor. I find that just because we work behhind a computer screen all day, and love gadgets, that doesnt mean we dont have a sense of humour - or perhaps - a cheesy sense of humour.

And now on a serious note, if you would like to discuss Internet Marketing or Email Marketing or Inbound Marketing please do get in touch by booking a free assessment / consultation. Enjoy the rest of the day.

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Ranya Barakat
Ranya Barakat    

Ranya is an entrepreneur with over a decade experience in pulling up her sleeves and getting S*** done. She is specialized in inbound marketing and inbound sales.